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May 27, 2008

We've Been Tracking You

Filed under: Nonsense — JustinLL @ 4:35 am

It’s true, we’ve been monitoring your cruise using Google Earth and Google Travel, and probably some other Google products, with which we are unfamiliar, but are using nonetheless. The photos are from two years ago, but we’re certain it’s the same ship, and it’s going about in the same way. (Route and speed.) Sometimes we can see folks up on deck, waving, and singing, probably, thinking they are kings of the world. Which isn’t the same as being a street king. That’s more like being a rouge cop, or a gang member. Perhaps part of some organized crime cartel. You don’t hear a whole lot about cartels anymore. Maybe that’s just me. I don’t know where I’d be that I’d hear about them. I’m around online, and from time to time, but you know how it is, you start reading comics in the morning and then before you know it — it’s lunch, and, well, who has time for that sort of thing? Not me, my man. That’s all I’m saying.

Anyhow, there isn’t too much time left, although there’s plenty of space, so we’ll have to leave it at this. In the meanwhile, thanks for stopping by and having a few. We all back here hope that you enjoyed your trip over there.

April 7, 2008

You Probably Can't Tell

Filed under: Nonsense — Tags: , , — JustinLL @ 6:26 am

I have a bike-less seat and a seat-less bike. Yes, those both make sense, and the piece I’m missing measures 28.6. (I’m thinking diameter in mm.) Nevertheless, once I removed the rack and basket from my orange beast I was able to ride in the cool night air. That’s right, it was cold last night. But nothing that a little drink couldn’t protect. Ha! That and a pair of jeans and a jacket.

For some reason this seems like one of the longest weekends in a while. I think we’re on week 16 of the year. I think that.

I haven’t been to the market in 2 weeks, so as soon as I finish here I’m going there to buy food. The rest of you need to return my phone calls. I’m not interested in broken parts or dead batteries.

And there we have it.

March 4, 2008

Well, It's Here Again

Filed under: Nonsense — Tags: — JustinLL @ 5:49 am

that’s right, national grammar day. march 4th, every year.

I say, good folks, abandon the overly proscriptive rules and split your infinitives today. Split them as if you’ve never enjoyed to do so. to go quickly where others want to quickly leave. (oh bother.)

On another note…actually, no time for that. I have this thing in my head, and I’m pretty sure it has very little to do with my brain.

blah!

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