I’ll admit, and let’s be honest, I’m not going to buy a new cellphone (any cellphone), and not because I don’t like what the Apple’s cooked, but because I don’t really want to spend money on gadgety nonsense.  I’ll be saving my drinking money for other things, like drinking and cab rides.  Get a grip, my man.

But while we’re here, let’s take a second to point out at least two of the new features on the next Apple iPhone that might actually make it a viable option for someone other than ane iTards.  (ooops.  just kidding.)  Those two features, of course, being support for 3G and GPS.  Now neither of these features is absolutely necessary for our corporate users, but what does come in handy is that AT&T is charging a higher price for the business plan.  I think that’s awesome.  (Man, you’re all over the place. I  know, better tag this one wandering.)

Like I was saying, the press releases say something about working with business email.  I’m not really sure what that means, and perhaps by the time we get around to reading this post there will be some clarifying information released on the matter.  In the meanwhile, I’ll continue to use my silly-ass blackberry with all its beautiful google plug-ins.  (Again, I don’t really need any of these features.  But the camera is great for collecting dust on a lens if you don’t have anywhere else to store your pocket dust…or lint.)

I think Mr. Steve Jobs did a great thing here trying to help the economy.  The product is reasonably priced and widely followed.  If only it’d been released before everyone blew through their stimulus checks.  But, fret not!  People will still spend.  I’d spend, if I were into the damn thing.  It’s neat, to say the least.  But I after what Thompology has said to me about the 3G network, I can’t fully support it.  I’m still waiting strong for the 700Mhz spectrum to have a thing done to it.

Enough.

Apple iPhone Next Point Ooooh was first posted to justinll.com on June 10, 2008.